All 20 Disney live-action remakes ranked from tolerable to downright unwatchable

It was only a matter of time before Disney took it all the way back to its first animated theatrical release: 1937’s “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.”

Sure, Snow White is iconic as the first Disney princess movie, and “Whistle While You Work” and “Heigh-Ho” are permanently part of the Disney canon, but have you watched this movie recently, as an adult? It’s boring! That made it ripe for an update.

Unfortunately for almost everyone, the 2025 update just isn’t good. Aside from the many, many controversies that plagued this movie from the beginning, there are a few insurmountable problems with the film itself.

First: Gal Gadot. She was compelling in the (first) “Wonder Woman,” but she’s quite wooden in this role, nowhere near the deliciously evil villain performances we’ve gotten in other live-action remakes (e.g., Cate Blanchett in “Cinderella” and Melissa McCarthy in “The Little Mermaid”). Instead it’s what Vulture’s Jackson McHenry aptly called a “remarkable anti-performance.”

Other issues include the CGI uncanny valley dwarfs (a misguided attempt to reckon with the mistreatment and fetishization of little people across decades of pop culture), confusing (and pointless) lore updates, and new songs that would’ve been at home in “The Greatest Showman,” not paired with songs written in the ’30s.

If there’s one saving grace in this movie, it’s its star, Rachel Zegler. As usual, she is a winning presence on screen, radiating compassion and kindness in every frame. She also has an undeniably beautiful voice, which is more than we can say for some other people who have been cast in these musicals.